It’s always nice to have someone to talk to and a place for talking. It’s even better when neither of you can leave! Well, where else would expect a lunatic to be talking about moons that kindle than in an asylum? There are actually five definitions for the word:

1. An institution for the care of people, especially those with physical or mental impairments, who require organized supervision or assistance.
2. A place offering protection and safety; a shelter.
3. A place, such as a church, formerly constituting an inviolable refuge for criminals or debtors.
4. The protection afforded by a sanctuary. See synonyms at shelter.
5. Protection and immunity from extradition granted by a government to a political refugee from another country.

So, only the first defintion really fails to apply, unless of course you happened to be obsessed with these kinds of things, in which case you’ll feel right at home! Enter our Asylum and try not to make a ruckus.